my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
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graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
| graham: | if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up |
| on ireland performance: | good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers. |
| graham on montenegro: | the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro |
| montenegro: | we have to be brief, don’t we? |
| graham: | yes |
| graham: | i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman. |
| petra: | we're half through voting now |
| graham: | oh that's depressing |
| estonia: | shows up |
| graham: | is he standing outside a prison? |
| albania: | petra you look gorgeous tonight! |
| graham: | better than you |
| albanian guy: | (singing) should i live, should i die without your love-- |
| graham: | you should leave |
| eric: | i'll help you to the bathroom |
| graham: | don't do that eric, that's how rumours start |
| germany: | we're having so much fun!!!1! |
| graham: | speak for yourself |
| dude: | breathes |
| graham: | oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up |
| petra: | azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now! |
| graham: | god, please, no |
| denmark: | winning |
| graham: | busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1! |
| voting after denmark has won: | proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk |
| graham: | can someone please tell her she can't win now |
| graham: | oh flowers now, marvellous |
| graham: | my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice |
people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
Actually without Tumblr, I’d never have gotten into: Nerdfighteria, Supernatural or the Hunger Games. Tumblr made me a better nerd because they recommended stuff to me every day.
(Source: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
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(Source: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and, via mydarlingangelgabriel)
A Wild Dancing John appears in Buckingham Palace.
I laughed way too much at this.
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declaration-of-indesupendence:
I played tumblr on my piano in the key of C.
omfg it sounds so accurate i’m cry
its just like ‘happy, happy, hap- shit’
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superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.
I wonder what we look like to the outside world
Probably more sane than the SPN fandom.
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| Plot twist: | the owner of Yahoo is just as fucked up and addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for |
